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Code of Conduct, Etiquette...

whatever you want to call it, it is the most important thing!
  1. Arrival, directions... code of conduct: I will give you directions to my street. Call me from the car and I will tell you where to park. Once you parked, engine turned off, I'll point out the residence where you find me. Do not get out of the car, do not disconnect, wait until you are clear exactly what to do. When I say: Great, see you... then you can get out of the car and proceed. (Talking in the open will bring attention to you and consequently to me... and get me into trouble.)

  2. If you you like to talk loud and/or scream, wail, etc., I am sorry, I won't be able to see you.

  3. Payment Payment must be exact amount, offered at the beginning of the session by placing it in plain view on stool next to the bed. No envelope, please. The stool where my ipod radio is, NOT any horizontal surface where you can shove your money under some cover. Please.

  4. I will not touch the money while you are in the room, I will not ask for it, I will not talk about it. I will say 'Thank you' to acknowledge that I saw it. If I did not see it, it will leave me wondering, distracted: your session will not have my ENTIRE attention... so please make sure I saw you put down the money. Please don't put the money in an envelope: I prefer it in plain view. OK? please... thank you.

  5. Session: Unless agreed before the session, the session is an erotic massage session for which I am famous for.

  6. Length of Session: You may want to mention, at the beginning, how long the session is. Even if I booked you for 90 minutes, I may forget, so a reminder is always welcome. I have enough experience to stretch or squeeze the session so you get exactly what you are paying for. At the end of the session, unless I say it expressly, I expect the session to end. If I particularly enjoy the conversation, I may allow you to linger, but for the most part, time is a non-renewable resource and I have two other businesses that require my attention, so be courteous and don't linger. Non-clockwatcher does not mean you can hang out for two hours for the price of one... it simply means I won't rush you.

  7. If you behave inconsistent with how you described yourself in your email, I will send you home. e.g. you say you are respectful but you aren't following my directions... or you ask questions about the house number, instead of waiting for my instructions. You rush me for an answer: I will not see you. How you do anything is how you do everything. If you are a takeover type of guy in your car... you are that type... but not in my room... ok? In MY room I dictate. My sessions are lousy ONLY when I make a mistake and see a rushy takeover type of guy. If that's you: we are a poor match.
Important: All fees are paid for my time only. Nothing beyond that is provided for a fee, is promised, offered, or solicited for or contracted or even previously agreed upon. The content of the appointment is intimacy, conversations, and massage. Offering/accepting money for sexual activity is prostitution, and both parties can be prosecuted... do you need that? I don't. Love, Judycious
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